Lily Allen and Sam Cooper: Married!

Congratulations are in order for Lily Allen and Sam Cooper.
The British singer and her long-time boyfriend got married in Gloucestershire, England today. Allen was walked down the aisle by her father and donned a gown by French designer Dephine Manivet. Check it out here:

Cooper proposed to Allen on Christmas Day while on vacation in Bali. The wedding comes a few months after Allen suffered her second miscarriage.

We wish the couple nothing but happiness!

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Anthony Weiner Takes Leave of Absence from Congress, Seeks Professional Help

Anthony Weiner should really just resign already.
Under mounting pressure from fellow politicians, and with police getting involved in his recent spat of Twitter exchanges, the embattled Congressman has announced a leave of absence from his post.

Can one seek professional help for being a horny moron?

A statement from Weiner's camp reads:
"[Congressman Weiner] will request a short leave of absence from the House of Representatives so that he can get evaluated and map out a course of treatment to make himself well. Congressman Weiner takes the views of his colleagues very seriously and has determined that he needs this time to get healthy and make the best decision possible for himself, his family and his constituents."

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TOP STORY!!!! You Must watch this 9 year old's performance

This is seriously the most AMAZINGLY FEROSH thing we have seen in a long time! And just in time for Pride!!!

Check out this awesome video from 1991, featuring a nine-year-old Robert Jeffrey SURRIOUSLY WERKING IT in a big way as he dances and lip synchs to Madonna's Vogue with a vintage karaoke machine (above)!

We're not kidding! It is a MUST-WATCH!

He explains:

I performed to MADONNA's "VOGUE" in the Summer of 1991 when my parents took me to Hampton Beach Casino in Hampton Beach, New Hampshire. A business in the casino at the time gave tourists the chance to lip-synch to their favorite pop songs in front of a blue screen background, and I was lucky enough to partake that summer.

In honor of the twentieth anniversary of MADONNA's "TRUTH OR DARE" and in celebration of MADONNA's upcoming "W.E.", here is my nine year old self paying tribute to the woman who changed my life and continues to inspire me just as much today as twenty years ago.

We are BEYOND words! Amazing!  FIERCE FIERCE FIERCE FIERCE! Werk!!!! Here's hoping you are just as faboosh now, boy!!!  Can U still do the routine now??!

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World's Most (192 Pieces on her face) Pierced Woman Gets Married

Elaine Davidson, "the world's most pierced woman", has finally found the ring that matters most.

The 46-year-old Edinburgh, Scotland resident with nearly 7,000 piercing married conservatively dressed civil servant without a piercing on his body, Douglas Watson.

Despite the 192 pieces of jewelry almost completely covering her face during the ceremony, Watson gushed:

"Elaine looked astonishing. People see the piercings, but I see the amazing personality underneath. We have known each other for a long time."

Aww! That's so true! It's what is in the inside that counts!

Among her fantastic personality, she also has 1,500 piercings INSIDE HER as well! Wowzers. That's a lot of metal.

The Guinness world record holder never removes any of the piercings, but says she is able to lay down and sleep completely comfortably without any pain!

We'd like to wish this happy couple the best! Good luck in the future!

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EXCLUSIVE: Kanye West Spotted Hooking Up With An Olsen On His Birthday!

Well, well, well…

We wouldn't have seen this coming!

In case you didn't realize, yesterday was Kanye West's 34th birthday, and the rapper was allegedly spotted at Submercer Nightclub in NYC last night celebrating the event by hooking up with none other than Mary-Kate Olsen!

Naughty, naughty, you two! Ha!

And that's not all!

We're hearing that he'll also be performing a secret show this evening at the Brooklyn Savings Bank!

Happy happy to you, Yeezy!

Will Miz Olsen be in attendence tonight? LOLz!

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